Beatdown Results!? HUGE Main Event!? What do you think?

If you don't ike it, don't answer. We begin the show with IN Champ Garfield in the ring. “Ahh, it’s good to be back at Beatdown. I’ve missed this show so much. If you idiots recall, the last time I was here, I separated myself from Jong. But then, on Fantasy Smackdown, Jong retaliated. Jong, why would you do that? You know I’m better than you. You might as well give up now. I mean, you recruited Barney, you know, the big, pathetic, completely idiotic purple dinosaur, to defeat me, the multiple time Beatdown Champ %26amp; current IN Champ. But, you are Korean.” Just as he said that, Jong himself , along with Barney, came out. “Ha ha. Very funny, Garfield. So what, you’re the f’n IN Champ. I helped you with most of those win. You wouldn’t be around if it wasn’t for me. The student never beats the master and this is the same.” After a stare off, Johnny Bravo with Daphne came out. “Hey, hey, hey. Where am I in all of this? Garfield, we are mortal enemies and we always will be. And as for you, Jong, if it’s true that you are the ‘master’ than I got more beef with you than Garfield.” Before he could continue, Jong %26amp; Barney pounced on him as Garfield grabbed Daphne’s face. He was about to slap her, but instead, spun her around, where Posh was standing behind her. She hit a Pele on her as Jong locked Bravo into a Jong of Pain. Garfield %26amp; Jong were about to start fighting each other, but GM Daffy came out. “Stop the fighting! As far as I’m concerned, this fight is for nothing, as all 3 of you have so much in common. You are former champs, you’re washed up, and, of course, you’re all huge jacka**es. But, if you want to fight, then it will happen tonight in a 6 man mixed tag match. It’ll be Jong %26amp; his daughter, Kim Sul-Song, vs. Garfield %26amp; Posh vs. Bravo %26amp; Daphne. And if anyone of you, or your armies, touch anyone before the main event, than you all will be banned and/or fired from Beatdown %26amp; the EFW.” He left as Jong %26amp; Garfield went separate ways, staring intensely at each other the whole way.


The first match had Taco Bell Chihuahua face off against Squirtle, the newest member of the Beatdown roster. The first match of the new year promised to be a good one. Squirtle was surprisingly winning against this ex-Cruiserweight Champ. He was about to hit a Headbutt, but The Cruiserweight champ The Noid came out. He was getting in the ring, but Wicket W. Warrick came out and attacked him. As Squirtle hit a Headbutt on Taco for the win, Wicket hit a Wicket-gree on the champ. The new alliance celebrated over the fallen foes.


After that, we go to the back as Beatdown Champ King Arty confronts GM Daffy in his office. “Hey, Daffy. I saw that I was facing Lil Wayne tonight. But you see, I have some very important business to take care of, so is it ok to skip it?” “Sure, Arty. I’ll just replace you with Dr. Dre.” Arty left the office with an evil smile on his face.


We go to the next match as Dr. Dre substitutes for Arty against Lil Wayne. It was a great match. Dre was destroying this young, fresh rapper. He was on the top rope, getting ready for a Drop da Mic, but ice Cube came out ad distracted him %26amp; the ref as Eazy E came from the other side and pushed him off. When Lil Wayne got up, he hit a Weezy-maker as the ref turned around to get the win.


One half of the tag team champions, Grimace, faced off against Calvin. Another great match. Calvin was beating Grimace, still upset from his heart-breaking loss at the end of last year. He was getting ready for a Wagon Ride (Last Ride), but the other half of the champs Hamburgler came out. He was about to hit Calvin, but his partner Hobbes came out and clothelined him over the top rope, to let Calvin hit his move and get the win.


It was main even time with Jong %26amp; Kim Sul-Song vs. Garfield %26amp; Posh vs. Bravo %26amp; Daphne. It was such an amazing match with the women proving very violent. The women were in at the time. Daphne %26amp; Posh were the ones fighting. Daphne dug her nails into Posh’s face and scratched it. She Irish Whipped Posh into the ref. As the ref was down, she dug her nails into Posh’s eyes and practically scratched her eyes out. She was about to throw her out of the ring, but Garfield came in and stopped it, even slapping Daphne. This brought in Bravo. Garfield and Bravo fought into the crowd with Daphne following cheering on Bravo. With all the threats out, Jong %26amp; Sul-Song took advantage of it. Sul-Song hit a Nuclear Powerbomb on Posh and then Jong locked in the Jong of Pain on her. He let go as the ref came to. Kim pinned her to get the win. As they were celebrating, Garfield, Bravo, %26amp; Daphne came charging back in, all wounded severely. The 3 men fought as Kim %26amp; Daphne did the same. When no one became victorious, their armies came out and joined the attack. Bravo %26amp; Daphne, despite having no army, surprisingly hung in there. As the ring flooded with wrestlers, both EFW %26amp; WWE, the Beatdown Champ king arty came out. “Stop it! Where am I in this fight? I’m the one with the belt, after all. But if you aren’t going to recognize me, than I’m going to make you recognize me. Remember when I said I had business to take care of? Well, here it is.” As he said that, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Calvin, Hobbes, Wicket, Squirtle, Tarzan, Mills Lane, %26amp; Jane came out. Arty charged the ring as his new army followed. They joined the fight as the ring was too full of people, bending the ropes back and almost breaking the ring posts. Then, the ropes snapped, the ring posts fell off, and the ring collapsed, with people falling out f the ring and everybody else fell down on the mat. We end as everybody gets up and continues the fighting as security comes out to stop this.


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Beatdown Results!? HUGE Main Event!? What do you think?
I love it! Nice to see your shows back! Great Job Take a star!
Reply:Welcome back Evanve....missed ya. I have to say, Beatdown was super!! Can't wait to see how Squirtle develops. And a weird implosion!??!? Great way to end the episode and start 2008!


Oh, btw, TOTAL EDGEHEAD: I read the WHOLE thing.


Edgehead: Sorry - I reread my remark after posting it, - I wasn't trying to be rude, just let you know that I read all of the fantasy shows. They are quite good, imho! Sorry!
Reply:Sweet, I've been looking forward to this!





Great Show Man! I love the ending! SO FUNNY!





GO CHEWBACCA!
Reply:cool!
Reply:happy rockin new year. your show rocks.
Reply:A good way to start 2008. A very enjoyable show. This is going to be a good year when it comes to our shows. My first show of the year is now up if u like to check it out. And before i forget i accept the trade u offered. Again a very good show to start the new year.





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