Why didn't you ever see Daphne, Velma or Shaggy drive the Mystery Machine? Was Fred a control-freak?

Well, Daphne was too busy putting on makeup and giving Fred a ration of sh*t, Velma was always reading or daydreaming, Shaggy was hiiiigggghhhh, and Scooby was a dog (and also high). Fred is the only one who wouldn't get them killed.

Why didn't you ever see Daphne, Velma or Shaggy drive the Mystery Machine? Was Fred a control-freak?
Did Velma and Daphne ever get it on? Fred looked like a poof with that neckerchief.
Reply:You know I told _ss about that. That's why Daphne never gave him any.
Reply:They got dui's and their license was suspended
Reply:Fred was the mac daddy
Reply:maybe he was the only 1 that had drivers license.
Reply:Thats a good question! Fred probobly was a control freak. But, can you blame him. If they hit a bump Velma's glasses could fall off then she couldn't see then they would get in a car wreck. Can you really trust Shaggy to drive a big machine like that(nuf said)? Daphinie is so vain she probobly would be looking in the mirror on the visor the whole time. Daaaaaaaa!LOL!
Reply:What are you talking about? You must have been watching the wrong episodes.
Reply:Scooby got to drive once and so did Shaggy
Reply:He was... and we all know that Daphne's go go boots were too uncomfortable to be able to run like that. Heck, even Velma couldn't run in those clunky shoes she wore. Such a lie...
Reply:fred had a chip implanted in his ears that allowed him to drive while also use his brain cells for crime solving purposes
Reply:cause back then females didnt drive all that much back then
Reply:he wasn't so much a control freak as he was a chauvinistic pig who thought that women and potheads are unfit drivers
Reply:They didn't have their drivers' license
Reply:Yes he was. ....
Reply:I think he was, actually. And why didn't he ever pair off with Shaggy or Scooby? It was always, "Daphne and I will go investigate the lighthouse, Scooby, you, Shaggy and Velma go set a trap for the Pirate Ghost".
Reply:yep, Alpha male complex for sure. The dyke should have been boss.
Reply:They were to busy rollin, or packing the bong.......
Reply:Shaggy was too stoned to drive. Velma was too busy scoping out lesbians, and if Daphne took the wheel, she'd be too busy to fend off Scooby's attempts to "mount" her. So Fred was the only one left.
Reply:well maybe cuz that blond guy is the leader of that group?
Reply:I will bring this to Velma's attention at once.
Reply:Yes, that's why they never changed clothes either.
Reply:Look at the X-Files, who always drives there? Mulder. The guy. And whose going to let Shaggy drive in his cannabis-induced state? That leaves Fred.
Reply:Fred ROCKS

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